Leibniz the Unknown Founder (Rudolph)

By Jenna Hartmann, class of 2003

 

Leibniz the unknown founder

Of Calculus and other things.

But if you ever saw him,

You would never guess he sings.

 

As for the other founder,

Used to laugh and take his fame.

He never let poor Leibniz,

Join in any math men’s games.

 

Then one crispy London day,

Newton came to say,

“Leibniz with your thoughts so bright,

Can’t I steal just one tonight?”

 

Then all the world believed that,

Newton was the sincere one.

So then they let poor Leibniz,

Die proclaiming nothing done.

 

 

 

Another Jenna version of Rudolph

 

Now math is just as insane.

Finding roots and rate of change.

And if you ever solve it,

You’ll be seen as really strange.

 

As for the other students,

Taking Stat or not at all.

They’ll prob’ly fall far behind,

While we’re solving large and small.

 

Then one crazy, funky class,

Korpi came to say,

“Open up your books today,

We’ll be finding elves and hay.”

 

Oh how the students loved it,

As they shouted out with glee.

They never left that Cal book.

 

It went down in history.  (like Skarovsky!)

 

 

We Wish You a Merry “Math”mas

Again, By Jenna Hartmann

 

We wish you a merry function.

We wish you a merry curve sketch.

We wish you a merry tangent,

And a happy domain!

 

Good tidings to you and all of your graphs.

Good tidings, merry limits, and a happy domain.

(Repeat)

 

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